Your Math Shelter At Homework

When will I ever need this
In real life?

Exponent
Asymptote
Inflection
This math is pointless.

Linear
Logarithmic
Hyperbolic
This math is stupid.

Independent
Dependent
Uncertain
I’ll never get probability.

One mask on the first square
And two on the second
And four on the third?
Who thinks up these story problems?

Let me translate:

Phase lag
Means it’s already too late
Instability
Means its out of control
Margin of error
Means imagine everyone you love

I’m mad at math.